Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
we made out on top of his cat.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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