How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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