Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Also, beer. Big fan.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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