Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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