hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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