I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
why is half of my head shaved?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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