when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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