He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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