So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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