he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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