You surviving the open bar?
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She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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