How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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