...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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