Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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