I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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