She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
17 year olds will be the death of me.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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