If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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