...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Randomize
