I love black thongs
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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