You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
