Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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