If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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