two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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