Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So drunk its hurt
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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