Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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