Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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