I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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