I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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