Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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