yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
But theres a keg here and me gusta
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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