Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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