Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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