I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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