My nipple is on Facebook.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The chlamydia really affected his face.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
