last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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