"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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