i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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