how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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