there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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