There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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