have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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