he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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