in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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