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I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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