If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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