Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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