Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I am spending my child support on dildos
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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