stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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