I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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