Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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