i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
you inspire me to be a worse person
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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