She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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