The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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