Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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