What did we do last night that was yellow?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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